Wildlife Guy Out!!

Okay, so I guess it’s time to get with the times and get my two fingers typing, huh?

Here at Advanced Wildlife, we LOVE talking with our customers, so this is just another way for us to keep jabbering.

Sometimes we take for granted that our job is incredibly interesting to other people. For us, sometimes it’s just another raccoon family in a chimney. But when we’re lying on a living room floor where the kids play and start pulling four… five… six young raccoons out of the fireplace where Christmas stockings were hanging just a few months ago — the look on the customer’s faces is truly priceless!

When they hear all the screeching from those little buggers in there and we put our arm up that chimney blindly, they think we should be committed. And you know what? I kind of agree!

Other times we might be crawling under a deck to remove a stubborn skunk or a woodchuck. How about heading to a ball field in Manchester and removing two skunks from the dugout just hours before a big game — knowing you have to do it without them spraying? No pressure…

People love these stories. And honestly, we love telling them.

Squirrels running down your back when you’re on a forty-foot ladder. Bats circling your head in an attic. Watching a flying squirrel glide across the living room while the husband runs away screaming — that one might be my favorite!

But in all seriousness, all of these situations can be very dangerous. Wildlife is no joke. It takes years of experience to do what we do correctly — and more importantly, SAFELY.

We may make it look easy sometimes, but believe me… it usually isn’t.

Always call a professional. Always treat wildlife with the utmost respect. It will turn out better for them — and for YOU.

If you’re dealing with an unexpected wildlife situation, contact us for a free inspection.

WILDLIFE GUY OUT!!